Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk.
A: A walk.
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
A. Ground beef.
Q. Why don't chickens wear underwear?
A. Because their pecker is on their head.
A. Because their pecker is on their head.
Q: What happens if you get a gigabyte?
A: It megahertz.
A: It megahertz.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
A: A stick.
Q: What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a dandelion in its mouth.
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a dandelion in its mouth.
Q: Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea?
A: One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned.
A: One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned.
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: Dam.
A: Dam.
Q: How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
A: Wi' Jammin.
A: Wi' Jammin.
Q: What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts?
A: Hope you like Jammin too.
A: Hope you like Jammin too.
Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
Q: Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
A: Because he couldn't concentrate.
A: Because he couldn't concentrate.
Q: What's ET short for?
A: Because he's only got little legs.
A: Because he's only got little legs.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
A: Frostbite.
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and snow-woman ?
A: Snowballs.
A: Snowballs.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call an empty bottle of Cheeze-Whiz?
A: Cheeze-Was.
Q: What do invisible babies drink?
A: Evaporated milk.
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call an empty bottle of Cheeze-Whiz?
A: Cheeze-Was.
Q: What do invisible babies drink?
A: Evaporated milk.
Q: Why was the mummy tense and stressed?
A: He was all wound up.
Q: Why are skeletons scared?
A: They're easily rattled.
Q: Why was the broom late to pick up the witch?
A: It over swept.
A: He was all wound up.
Q: Why are skeletons scared?
A: They're easily rattled.
Q: Why was the broom late to pick up the witch?
A: It over swept.
Q: Did you hear about the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
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