Thursday, 7 November 2013

Bad Q's and A's

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? 
A: A fsh
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk.
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. Why don't chickens wear underwear?
A. Because their pecker is on their head.
Q: What happens if you get a gigabyte?
A: It megahertz.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a dandelion in its mouth.
Q: Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea?
A: One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned.
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: Dam.
Q: How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
A: Wi' Jammin.
Q: What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts?
A: Hope you like Jammin too.
Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? 
A: Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
Q: Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
A: Because he couldn't concentrate.
Q: What's ET short for?
A: Because he's only got little legs.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and snow-woman ?
A: Snowballs.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call an empty bottle of Cheeze-Whiz?
A: Cheeze-Was.
Q: What do invisible babies drink?
A: Evaporated milk.
Q: Why was the mummy tense and stressed?
A: He was all wound up.
Q: Why are skeletons scared?
A: They're easily rattled.
Q: Why was the broom late to pick up the witch?
A: It over swept.
Q: Did you hear about the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.


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